10:17 p.m. - June 26, 2002
Stacey is...
All right. I promise this is the last one I'm writing today. This is the third I've written in one day. But this is sort of fun--copied off Gwyn, who said to use Google and type in "(your name) is" in the Search field.

Do it.

I typed in "Stacey is" in the search field, and this is what the search engine gave me. I wrote down some of the funniest descriptions.

1. Stacey is studying the effects of the antioxidant, ascoribic acid, on spermatogenesis in male turkey breeders

2. Stacey is instrumental in many capacities regarding quantitative and qualitiative research and analysis of urban planning, public policy, workforce

3. Stacey is unclear as to why she felt drawn to POW/MIA

4. Stacey is nice but she really is a pushover when I give her one of my looks

5. Stacey is a great looking guy at 6 feet even with red hair and green eyes

6. Stacey is originally from Scotland, she was a major 1980's men's magazine model and video starlet

7. stacey is happily married to a gorgeous hooker cum porn star, co-parent of five, full-time college math major, and aspiring smutographer.

8. Stacey is a self-confessed Gym-junkie which balances her chocolate addiction

9. Stacey is an excellent WNBA prospect due to her good size, good handling skills and shooting ability

10. Stacey is known to make her creations from imported German Schulte and English mohair

11. Stacey is a great kid/teen advocate, an eternal optimist, a sometimes psychic

12. Stacey is also a member of an exotic dance group and loves to move slowly and erotically in front of men

13. Stacey is the very epitome of urbane charm

14. Stacey is as big as they are or bigger, in some cases

15. Stacey is a mid to lower level skater who clawed her way to the top of Roller Jam by cutting the throats of those around her

15. Stacey is always dealing with people issues, she is only productive 25% of the time

16. Stacey is a parish in the county of Hampshire, centered in the village of Burton Stacey, 7 miles north of Winchester

17. Stacey is a polymath with a catholicity of taste and a firm knowledge of condensed matter physics and therodynamics

18. Stacey is popular on the internet, and is often seen on web chats and message boards, talking about Britney

19. Stacey is one to watch: don't underestimate the power of a chin

and my favorite:

20. Stacey is not a danger to society

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