11:07 a.m. - September 01, 2002
My dastardly plan
Here's my world takeover plan, according to this guy.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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